Immigration Problem Solved!

I have the solution to the immigration problem, the drug problem, and our border problems all in one fell swoop! This is a suggestion that even the Dems could get behind. Lets propose a merger with Mexico! I mean, come on. Their citizens come here illegally all the time. Our court system just decided that you don't have to be a US Citizen to vote. And this way our military could occupy the border area and take care of the drug lords along the border, something Mexico just can't seem to accomplish.

Of course, this would add to our new Healthcare burden. And the strain on our social security system would be outrageous, but hey, you have a whole new group of underpriveledged people who would vote for the Dems to remain in power. You would have a problem feeding them all, since only about 1% of the population would actually be working at that point, and 90% of what they made would be going to taxes to pay for the other 99% of the underpriveledged.

(For those of you that don't know me that well, please note the heavy tone of sarcasm that I am using for this commentary!)

In all seriousness, there was a man beheaded in the USA! In Pheonix in a suburban apartment a man was beheaded this week! Why are we not seeing this on the mainstream news????? They already suspect that it is a cartel murder and the beheading is a warning to any who would cross them. If BHO doesn't get a handle on our border soon he won't have to wait for the people of America to start a civil war. He's going to have an international war along the Mexican border.

And since when did you not have to be a Citizen to vote? How about we ship in a bunch of Australians to vote for the republicans? How about that? I bet the courts would change their tune really quick if the tables were turned. My take on proof of citizenship is this... if you can scrounge 10$ to buy crack, you can scrounge $6 to pay for a non-drivers license proof of citizenship. Where there is a will there is a way. We are not disenfranchising anyone except the Democrats of their illegal votes.

What about this bullshit in Las Vegas with the voting machines. "You can't program these machines to vote for a certain candidate" they shout. Well as a programmer I can tell you that is a complete and utter lie!!!!!!!!! You can program them to do anything you want to. I worked for the state and I know how easy it would be to skew those election results. A simple SQL statement executed by the Database Administrator can swing the votes one direction or the other. Used to be we could trust the people in those positions. Not so much any more.

If the Dems retain their seats after this election, it's going to be a scary place come Wednesday morning.